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May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss Greeting Card

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May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss Greeting Card

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6" x 4".
Blank Inside.
Envelope Included.

Bring bold humour to any celebration with the May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss Greeting Card. This unapologetically funny card delivers a sarcastic, offbeat message that’s perfect for anyone who enjoys edgy jokes and unexpected laughs. Ideal for birthdays or gag gifting, it’s guaranteed to stand out from traditional greeting cards.

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May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss Greeting Card

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